HEART BREAK

Love is to a woman what WAR is to a man............ Never break a heart

THE MAN'S RESPONSILITY

Its a man responsibility to provide for a woman , because the last time a woman did... they were both kicked out of the garden of Eden...........

EBOLA VS LAGBAJA

EBOLA: Lagbaja has no worries..we thought he was foolish but nah..he's been preventing EBOLA since day 1.

Hmmmm Ebola wahala............ My advise for you today is that u should start dressing like LAGBAJA. Gbam!!!

GRANNY STILL WANTS SOME

Some thieves attacked a bus and decided to rape all the ladies in the bus. 

Then one lady said to the thieves,
"Pls don't rape dat old woman at the back seat. I'll rather take her turn." 

Immediately the old woman exploded from the back and said,
"Sharrrrap! Who beg u? I know say na jealousy dey worry u!"
She turned to the armed robbers," Abeg gentlemen, make una ignore dat yeye gal and do una job.

ATM LOVE

Fresh boys dont ask girls for BB pin.......... They ask for ATM pin........ #abi

GIRLFRIEND'S MOTHER IN-LAW

You brought your girlfriend to your family house to see and meet with your mum.. 

After interacting for a while with your mum, your mum then goes into her room and brings out her piles of dirty clothes for your girlfriend to wash.

Guys, what would you do if you were confronted with this situation?

Ladies, what are you going to do if you find yourself in this situation? Wash it or not? Be sincere.